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Contact me:
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A Brief Bibliography of Where My Work Can Be Found

My web development work can be viewed on my portfolio page. I have worked on websites for all sorts of industries, including photographers, registered dietitians, wedding planners, gift companies, magazines, sports psychologists, and real estate firms.

My poetry, fiction, and non-fiction has appeared in Bridge Eight, EAT, Epigraph MagazinePoints in Case, and Yes, They're Real, among others. My work can also be found in Perversion Magazine, Jack Magazine, and First Coast Magazine, as well as within my two chapbooks, Send Me Something Shiny and This Young Man Is Very Well Read, but He Knows Nothing about Real Life. My third chapbook—a collaboration with illustrator and all-around Bad Ass™ Seth Pala—is forthcoming. It is tentatively titled, My Fingerprints Are Dinosaurs.