It’s causing me great difficulty right now, writing this blurb about myself. If I’m being honest, I’m like this close to just pasting the script from a random episode of Seinfeld here instead of writing anything. Seriously, if there’s one thing that everyone can agree on, it’s that writing a bio about yourself is the worst thing ever.
I don’t know, man. Look, I write stuff, play music, edit for a few magazines, and work a desk job for 40 hours a week. I live in Jacksonville with my girlfriend, Jillian, and our cat, Olivia. I recently watched all 60 hours of The Wire in one week, which if you ask me is quite an accomplishment, considering I technically spent more time on that than my “real” job where they pay me.
This should be more professional-sounding than it currently is. I’ll update it later, maybe.
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Contact me at sambilheimer@gmail.com
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